insults

If you ever get in a jam... when you're in an argument, bust out some of these insults.

You deeply disturbed blob of fermenting dung.
You sleazy container of freeze dried buzzard barf.
You distended eruption of fusty rodent droppings.
You rotund lump of decomposed skunk waste.
You dim-witted mass of musty nose pickings.
You incompetent chunk of clammy bile.
You pitiable ball of rotten braised pus.
You annoying chunk of infested coyote snot.
You sycophantic glob of cheesy swamp mud.
You god-awful pile of spoiled skid marks.
You appaling lump of mildewed rabbit raisins.
You obsequious bag of crusty snake innards.
You dismal mound of dirty puke lumps.
You bizarre excuse for smelly braised pus.
You embarrassing assortment of radioactive bat dumplings.

... and those are just a few...